“Horses don’t like your poetry” and 10 More Lessons Learned from Equestrian Stock Photos
Trail rides are HILARIOUS.
“Honey, was that a hungry mountain lion back there?”
“It sure was!”
“BWAHAHAHAHA, wait ’til we tell the kids.”
Mints can only do so much
Always be aware of your periphery.
“You’re really going to write me a parking ticket, now?“
Make sure your new saddle passes the smell test.
“Oooo, I like this one. Smells like a…”
“Rugged lemon.”
“I was gonna say ‘new car’, but sure.”
Always wear a helmet. Even on your wedding day.
EVANDRO SOLDATI RIDING BY RICHARD PHIBBS (imageamplified.com)
“We registered for a horse…could definitely use one about now.”
Horses don’t like your poetry.
“Would you like to hear my new poem, Sebastian?”
“Do I have a choice?”
Don’t forget to stretch before you ride.
“Oh Dominic, doesn’t it feel good to stretch and gaze into the horizon?”
“Why are you dressed like a pirate?”
You never know what, or who you might see at a horse show.
“OH MY GOD IS THAT JUSTIN BIEBER?! Oh, no, just Ashley’s little sister.”
Mannequins possess a great independent seat.
“It’s almost like there’s no one there!”
Horses are a great way to bond with your children.
“Can we do this again next year, dad?”
“This is a very important call, son. ‘Yes, extra pepperoni’…”
Look like a winner, ride like a winner.
“Does it LOOK like I came here for second place?”
Want more? Check out: “Horses can fly” and other lessons learned from equestrian stock photos
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